If I were a man, wind turbines would give me a hard-on. (You didn't see that coming, did you?) It's not necessarily the shape or the size even. It's what it can do. I would LOVE to be off the grid. I would LOVE to thumb my nose at the "man" and say
YOU WILL NOT OPPRESS ME WITH MY OWN DEPENDENCE ON ENERGY!!! THE WIND BELONGS TO EVERYONE!
That's what I'd say if I had a wind turbine in my backyard.
